Pregnancy Test

by Sex Police

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lyrics

I'm a lady as you can see, every man thinks he wants to be me.
Tall and sexy and a little bit tough, sweet and sour but not too rough.
I'm a lady, yes it's true, but I'd rather be wearing the other shoe.
I just wanna be like all the guys, I wish I had a dick between my thighs.

I'd rather fuck without the stress of having to pee on a pregnancy test.
I wanna wear white every day of the month and not worry about what's coming out of my cunt.
I'm a lady, yes it's true, but I'd rather be wearing the other shoe.
I just wanna be like all the guys, I wish I had a dick between my thighs.

I can be a lesbo and I can be a dyke. I can sleep with ladies as much as I like.
But I'm still getting that visit from auntie flow, I have to carry tampax every where I go.
I'm a lady, yes it's true, but I'd rather be wearing the other shoe.
I just wanna be like all the guys, I wish I had a dick between my thighs.

It's true there are things that a man can't do without being seen as a lady too.
But they can still fuck like all the rest, they never gotta pee on a pregnancy test.
I'm a lady, yes it's true, but I'd rather be wearing the other shoe.
I just wanna be like all the guys, I wish I had a dick between my thighs.

Pregnancy test, pregnancy test, they never gotta pee on a pregnancy test.
Pregnancy test, pregnancy test, they never gotta pee on no pregnancy test.

credits

released 26 July 2014
Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Andrew Claydon
Appears on BFF Fest compilation tape 2014

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